LIFE IS AN ADRENAL DRAINER.


WE ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN AND EDUCATE ONE ANOTHER.


FARTING IS INTESTINAL FOREPLAY.


IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT THE SOUTHERN DEVIL'S NAME
IS BEELZEBUBBA.


THERE'S A NEW PRESCRIPTION DRUG CALLED, "THISWILLPROBABLYKILLYOU." AT LEAST THEY'RE BEING HONEST.


IT IS BOTH DISGUSTING AND HORRIFYING WHAT HUMANS HAVE DONE TO THE PLANET IN THE NAME OF PROFIT.


IT'S EASY TO BECOME A VEGETARIAN. SIMPLY STOP BUYING DEAD ANIMALS!


WHO COINED THE PHRASE, "COINED THE PHRASE?"


BABIES CRY NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE SHIT IN THEIR DIAPERS, BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THEIR DEEP-SEATED KNOWLEDGE OF THE SHIT THEY WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN LIFE.


THE OLDER YOU GET, THE QUICKER YOU CAN SPOT AN ASSHOLE.


MOST PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP EVEN WHILE THEY'RE AWAKE.


IF YOU THINK ARMAGEDDON WILL BE BAD, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE LEGAGEDDON!


THE TOTAL MONETARY VALUE OF THEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD OF ALL THE HONEST POLITICIANS EVER BORN THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THE HUMAN SPECIES IS ABOUT THREE BUCKS.


I THINK I HAD AMNESIA, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER.


THE SEXUAL ORGASM IS THE KEY TO KEEPING THE DOOR TO HELL UNLOCKED.


THERE IS A TRUTH IN ART THAT CAN NEVER BE FOUND IN LIFE.


LIFE IS AN ASTERISK.


DINGLEBERRIES ONLY GROW ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.


WE ARE ALL WINGING IT.


TO BE SUPREMELY HAPPY IN ONE MOMENT IS TO BE OBLIVIOUS OF THE NEXT.

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