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IT IS IRONIC THAT THE HUMAN SPECIES MAY BE DRIVING ITSELF TO EXTINCTION ON THE FOSSILIZED REMAINS OF OTHER EXTINCT SPECIES.
IT'S ALL A STAGE ACT.
HAVING A VANILLA-SCENTED AIR FRESHENER IN THE BATHROOM MAKES YOUR TURDS SMELL LIKE REALLY BAD COOKIES.
WITHOUT NATURE, WE'RE NOTHING!
IT'S TIME FOR THE TOP ONE-PERCENT TO BECOME THE NONE-PERCENT.
LIFE IS COMPRISED OF EQUAL PORTIONS OF EUPHORIA AND MADNESS.
THE TRICK IS UNDERSTANDING THAT THE TWO ARE ONE IN THE SAME.
IF YOU TOOK ALL THE HONEST POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD AND PUT THEM IN
A TWELVE-BY-FIFTEEN FOOT ROOM, THERE WOULD STILL BE ENOUGH SPACE FOR A POOL TABLE AND MAYBE EVEN A MINI-BAR.
ALL OF NATURE IS SPIRIT.
YOU GOTTA STIR UP SOME DUST. OTHERWISE, THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT TRAIL YOU'VE CREATED.
IF YOU COMBINE SELF-DEPRECATING WITH SELF-DEFECATING, YOU'LL BELITTLE YOURSELF BY CRAPPING YOUR PANTS.
WHAT IF WHEN WE DIE WE DISCOVER THAT WE HAD BEEN ON A VERY BAD RIDE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK?
THE PREDOMINANT TELEVISION ADVERTISERS THESE DAYS SEEM TO BE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES PROMOTING THEIR LATEST PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND LAWYERS OFFERING TO SUE THE SAME COMPANIES A FEW YEARS LATER BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THOSE DRUGS.
PEOPLE WHO ACT HAPPY ALL THE TIME OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE A TREE-HUGGER THAN A MONEY-HUGGER.
IF THE FIRST CASUALTY OF ANY WAR IS TRUTH, THEN HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING OUR GOVERNMENT SAYS ABOUT THE WAR ON TERROR?
UNLESS AN ANIMAL COMMITS SUICIDE AND LEAVES BEHIND A NOTE SAYING, "EAT ME," IT'S CALLED MURDER!
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO DOWN.
UFOs ARE NOT NECESSARILY BUILT TO OUR SCALE. IN FACT, THERE MAY BE TINY ONES FLYING AROUND IN YOUR BRAIN AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
KINGS IN MEDIEVAL CASTLES ARE NOW CORPORATE CEOs IN SKYSCRAPERS. SAME OUTCOME...SCREW THE PEASANTS!
ONCE THE BEES ARE GONE, SO SHALL WE.
IT'S ALL A STAGE ACT.
HAVING A VANILLA-SCENTED AIR FRESHENER IN THE BATHROOM MAKES YOUR TURDS SMELL LIKE REALLY BAD COOKIES.
WITHOUT NATURE, WE'RE NOTHING!
IT'S TIME FOR THE TOP ONE-PERCENT TO BECOME THE NONE-PERCENT.
LIFE IS COMPRISED OF EQUAL PORTIONS OF EUPHORIA AND MADNESS.
THE TRICK IS UNDERSTANDING THAT THE TWO ARE ONE IN THE SAME.
IF YOU TOOK ALL THE HONEST POLITICIANS IN THE WORLD AND PUT THEM IN
A TWELVE-BY-FIFTEEN FOOT ROOM, THERE WOULD STILL BE ENOUGH SPACE FOR A POOL TABLE AND MAYBE EVEN A MINI-BAR.
ALL OF NATURE IS SPIRIT.
YOU GOTTA STIR UP SOME DUST. OTHERWISE, THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT TRAIL YOU'VE CREATED.
IF YOU COMBINE SELF-DEPRECATING WITH SELF-DEFECATING, YOU'LL BELITTLE YOURSELF BY CRAPPING YOUR PANTS.
WHAT IF WHEN WE DIE WE DISCOVER THAT WE HAD BEEN ON A VERY BAD RIDE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK?
THE PREDOMINANT TELEVISION ADVERTISERS THESE DAYS SEEM TO BE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES PROMOTING THEIR LATEST PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AND LAWYERS OFFERING TO SUE THE SAME COMPANIES A FEW YEARS LATER BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THOSE DRUGS.
PEOPLE WHO ACT HAPPY ALL THE TIME OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE A TREE-HUGGER THAN A MONEY-HUGGER.
IF THE FIRST CASUALTY OF ANY WAR IS TRUTH, THEN HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING OUR GOVERNMENT SAYS ABOUT THE WAR ON TERROR?
UNLESS AN ANIMAL COMMITS SUICIDE AND LEAVES BEHIND A NOTE SAYING, "EAT ME," IT'S CALLED MURDER!
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO DOWN.
UFOs ARE NOT NECESSARILY BUILT TO OUR SCALE. IN FACT, THERE MAY BE TINY ONES FLYING AROUND IN YOUR BRAIN AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
KINGS IN MEDIEVAL CASTLES ARE NOW CORPORATE CEOs IN SKYSCRAPERS. SAME OUTCOME...SCREW THE PEASANTS!
ONCE THE BEES ARE GONE, SO SHALL WE.
GALLERY OF OBSERVATIONS
